10) Will balance the ticket with Christine O’Donnell.
9) Compulsory military service for straight liberals.
8) Koch brothers will manage social security.
7) Vouchers for underprivileged rich kids.
6) Plans to water board John McCain.
5) Least crazy of the bunch.
4) Can pronounce nuclear.
3) Wants his own plane.
2) Has a yen for the job.
1) Needs health care.
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