Top Ten Reasons Tom Corbett Does Not Want the Public to Attend his News Conferences

Posted by By at 5 April, at 11 : 16 AM Print

10) Bill DeWeese might show up.

9) Allergic to bad karma.

8) Only likes people when they hand out checks.

7) Worried he may bump into John Perzel.

6) Likes the feel of dead air.

5) Sam Rohrer is stalking him.

4) Becomes confused and disoriented when he is not attending a fundraiser.

3) Reminds him of a classroom.

2) Doesn’t want to pay Kevin Harley overtime.

1) Has nothing to say.

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