Top Ten Reasons Tom Corbett Drinks Bottled Water

Posted by By at 11 April, at 12 : 48 PM Print

10. Don’t worry about it; check the Pennsylvania Bulletin.

9. Fluoridated water turned his hair white.

8. Coal filtered product.

7. Left over from the inauguration.

6. Instructed to do so secretly by Mike Krancer.

5. Shale water gives him diarrhea.

4. Doesn’t want to support public utilities.

3. Just learned that fish pee in the river.

2. Gift from Waste Management.

1. Doesn’t know how to put out a tap fire.

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