9. Fluoridated water turned his hair white.
8. Coal filtered product.
7. Left over from the inauguration.
6. Instructed to do so secretly by Mike Krancer.
5. Shale water gives him diarrhea.
4. Doesn’t want to support public utilities.
3. Just learned that fish pee in the river.
2. Gift from Waste Management.
1. Doesn’t know how to put out a tap fire.
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