Top Ten Budget Cutting Ideas

Posted by By at 18 April, at 10 : 07 AM Print

10. Invade West Virginia.

9. Charge the Governor rent.

8. Sell candy cigarettes with school lunches.

7. Deport Louis DeNaples.

6. Legalize slot machines in nursing homes.

5. Set up DUI checkpoints at PSU football games.

4. Tax political fundraisers.

3. Incentive teen pregnancy to grow the tax base.

2. Stop teaching math in public schools.

1. Move the state to Mexico.

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