9. File under the pseudonym “Uncle Sam.”
8. Defect to Delaware.
7. Join a cult or get elected to Congress.
6. Open a PO Box in the Cayman Islands.
5. Form your own church.
4. Incorporate in Bermuda.
3. Adopt an IRS agent.
2. Claim the U.S. government as a dependent.
1. Stop breathing.
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