9) No virgins in Hell.
8) Spotted water boarding on Lake Erie.
7) Owes the Chinese money.
6) Employed as landscaper at the White House.
5) On Tour with the Grateful Dead.
4) Really the third Koch brother.
3) Holed up in Fred Phelps’ compound.
2) Pakistani military spokesman.
1) No birth certificate.
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