Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Rick Santorum

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10) Wants his own plane.

9) Can pronounce nuclear.

8) Needs health care.

7) Plans to water board John McCain.

6) Has a yen for the job.

5) He’s the least crazy of the bunch.

4) Will balance the ticket with Christine O’Donnell.

3) Vouchers for underprivileged rich kids.

2) Koch brothers will manage social security.

1) Compulsory military service for straight liberals.

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