Top Ten Debt Ceiling Compromises

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10) Eliminate socialized medicine for House Republicans.

9) Outsource the Defense Department to Blackwater.

8) Replace school lunch program with free guns.

7) Merge Medicare with Space Shuttle program.

6) Cut funding to gay medical researchers.

5) Take a pledge to think for yourself.

4) Sell the CIA to Fox News.

3) Downsize Congress.

2) Legalize marijuana.

1) Eat the rich.

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