All Time Best Excuse Notes from Parents

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• “My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.”

• “Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.”

• “Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.”

• “Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.”

• “Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.”

• “John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.”

• ”Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.”

• “Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.”

• “Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.”

• “Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.”

• “Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.”

•  “Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.”

• “I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.

• “Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.”

• “Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

• “My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.”

• “ Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.”

• “ Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.”

• “Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.”

• “Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going  around, her father even got hot last night.”

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Eric J. Epstein is RocktheCapital‘s coordinator and a community advocate for good government for over 25 years. Mr. Epstein is also Chairman of the Three Mile Island Alert, Inc., a safe-energy organization founded in 1977; President of EFMR Monitoring Group, Inc., a non-profit economic development corporation established in 1977, and Chairman of the Stray Winds Area Neighbors (SWAN), a smart growth association organized in 2005. Mr. Epstein was a Visiting Assistant Professor of Humanities at PSU-Harrisburg (1992-1999) and co-authored the Dictionary of the Holocaust, which was released by Greenwood Press (1997) - Email Eric Epstein


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