Top Ten Republican Candidates for President

Posted by By at 26 September, at 08 : 27 AM Print

10) Somebody Messianic in stature but not too weird.

9) Random Governor from Western state.

8) Rich Mormon with health care.

7) Former Pennsylvania resident.

6) Attractive woman in mid-40s.

5) Descendant from Mayflower.

4) Raving lunatic from Texas.

3) Loaf of white bread.

2) Rupert Murdoch.

1) God.

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