Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Sarah Palin
10) Bristol Palin can beat up Jamie-Lee Spears.
9) Redefines foreign affair.
8) Thinks oil is a vegetable grown in North Korea.
7) Can pronounce nuclear.
6) Could look into Putin’s soul, and disarm Russia’s missile defense.
5) She is hotter than the head French dude’s rock-star wife.
4) Husband is available to clean house and gut road kill.
3) Still gets zits on her trigger finger.
2) Easier than writing-in “Murkoswki.”
1) She can “change” into something all men can “believe in.”
Rock The Capital had a burning question, Would you go camping with Sarah Palin? People Magazine tried to answer that question.
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