All the reasons you need to vote for Sarah Palin

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Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Sarah Palin

10) Bristol Palin can beat up Jamie-Lee Spears.

9) Redefines foreign affair.

8) Thinks oil is a vegetable grown in North Korea.

7) Can pronounce nuclear.

6) Could look into Putin’s soul, and disarm Russia’s missile defense.

5) She is hotter than the head French dude’s rock-star wife.

4) Husband is available to clean house and gut road kill.

3) Still gets zits on her trigger finger.

2) Easier than writing-in “Murkoswki.”

1) She can “change” into something all men can “believe in.”

Rock The Capital had a burning question, Would you go camping with Sarah Palin? People Magazine tried to answer that question.

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