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The No News News Media

By at February 4, 2013 | 7:00 am | 0 Comment

The No News News Media

There was a lot of news last week. Some of it was even reported by the news media. First, there was a football player from Notre Dame who either did or didn’t know that his girlfriend was or wasn’t real, but died sometime during the season. Six column headlines for several days announced the fraud. […]

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Romney Tax Return Provides a Window to His Soul

By at August 24, 2012 | 10:57 am | 0 Comment

Romney Tax Return Provides a Window to His Soul

When a craven of buffoons and bigots disguised in the bodies of Birthers figured that anyone with dark skin and a foreign name had to be born outside the U.S., Barack Obama provided a birth certificate. Not just the usual “short form,” but a state-certified copy of the “long form” that detailed he was born […]

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Willard Summers in Europe

By at August 2, 2012 | 9:52 am | 0 Comment

Willard Summers in Europe

Hi-ho, campaign contributors! Willard Romney here, sending you this post card while summering in Europe. Oh, the name flip-flop? Yes. heh, heh, yes, it used to be Mitt because Willard sounded too, you know, stiff. And since all the cool Republican prep school nicknames such as Poppy, Scooter, and Turd Blossom were already taken, I […]

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CNN’s Debate Debacle

By at June 14, 2011 | 1:16 pm | 694 Comments

CNN’s Debate Debacle

Last night CNN gave me an experience I never knew I needed; through the magic of technology and some overzealous producers, we witnessed what a debate would look like if run by a college senior with ADD and access to way too much technology.  In two hours CNN reduced political discourse in this country to […]

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New Hampshire or Bus: Sarah’s No-Campaign Campaign Tour

By at June 13, 2011 | 7:28 am | 1,357 Comments

New Hampshire or Bus: Sarah’s No-Campaign Campaign Tour

Speeding along city streets, going from somewhere to somewhere else, was the Sarah Palin “One Nation I’m Not Running for Anything But Follow Me Anyhow” bus chase. Following her were about two dozen reporters and photographers from the national news media, and now and then some local news teams, many of whom violated traffic laws […]

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